Top Ten Tuesday is an original feature/weekly meme created at The Broke and the Bookish. Each week they will post a new Top Ten list that one of their bloggers over at The Broke and the Bookish will answer. Everyone is welcome to join! This week Top Ten is...
- Charley Davidson Series, by: Darynda Jones
“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”
I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”
I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
― First Grave to the Right [review here]
- Wallbanger, by: Alice Clayton
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa.” [review here]
- Big Rock, by: Lauren Blakely
“This is the end to my Saturday night. My cat has watched me whack off to a vision of my best friend. “Don’t say a word,” I hiss. He looks away, lifting his chin haughtily. But he’ll keep my secret. I’ll keep his, too, the fucking little voyeur.” [review here]
- Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, by: Louise Rennison
“He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.”
― On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God [review here]
- Dear Girls Above Me, by: Charlie McDowell
Dear Girls Above Me, "How do I spell... this word?" Unfortunately, I don't have a visual, but aren't you pointing to it? [review here]
- Dash & Lily's Book of Dares, by: Rachel Cohn & David Levithan
“I've always resented Hermione, because I wanted to be her so badly and she never seemed to appreciate as much as I thought she should that she got be her. She got to live at Hogwarts and be friends with Harry and kiss Ron, which was supposed to happen to me.” [review here]
- Darklight, by: Darynda Jones
“If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salinas Pueblo Missions, can I have your iMac?"
I gaped at her. "You've really thought this out."
"I love your iMac."
"I love my iMac too, and you're not getting her."
"But you'll be decomposing.”
― Death and the Girl Next Door [review here]
- Rock Chick, by: Kristen Ashley
“It was like someone in a suit walked up to me and gave me a certificate, which stated “Roxanne Giselle Logan, Your Life is Fucked”.”
― Rock Chick Redemption [review here]
- Tangled, by: Emma Chase
“Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. “I have a bagina.”
I smirk. “Yes, you do sweetheart. And someday, it’s gonna help you rule the world.” [review here]
- Gypsy Healers, by: Quinn Loftis
"... or I'm going to start leading. And let me tell you girls, you know things are bad when everyone has to follow the blind chick."
― Into the Fae [review here]