Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

[Review] Smut, by: Karina Halle

SMUT

by: Karina Halle
Release Date: May 16th, 2016
Read Date: April 18th, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
Pages: 315

What happens when the kink between the pages leads to heat between the sheets?

All Blake Crawford wants is to pass his creative writing course, get his university degree, and take over his dad’s ailing family business. What Amanda Newland wants is to graduate at the top of her class, as well as finally finish her novel and prove to her family that writing is a respectful career.

What Blake and Amanda don’t want is to be paired up with each other for their final project, but that’s exactly what they both get when they’re forced to collaborate on a writing piece. Since Amanda thinks Blake is a pushy asshole (with a panty-melting smirk and British accent) and Blake thinks Amanda has a stick up her ass (though it’s a brilliant ass), they fight tooth and nail until they discover they write well together. They also may find each other really attractive, but that’s neither here nor there.

When their writing project turns out to be a success, the two of them decide to start up a secret partnership using a pen name, infiltrating the self-publishing market in the lucrative genre of erotica. Naturally, with so much heat and passion between the pages, it’s not long before their dirty words become a dirty reality. Sure, they still fight a lot, but at least there’s make-up sex now.

But even as they start to fall hard for each other, will their burgeoning relationship survive if their scandalous secret is exposed? Or are happily-ever-afters just a work of fiction?

MY RATE


I got to confess that I have been planning to read this book for a while, but every time I pick it up, I had to put it down because other things came first. Now, that I have all this free time, I said why the heck not? Turns out, it was as perfect as I thought it was going to be. I popped my Karina Halle cherry when I read her duology Sins, which was a knock out for me, so I gave her another tried and it was better than expected. I'm going to keep reading her now more than before, I assure you.

I'm not quite a writer, but I am an English Major, so I know the struggle of the writer's block, which is basically Amanda's problem... among other things. I also hate get paired up with someone that is a prick, doesn't to well job or is a smartass. These two, Amanda and Blake, being paired up might be the worst idea, but everything turned out a-ok and even better, I might say. They noticed that even though they "hate" each other guts, they write well together... among other things. You see, as I always say... there's only one step between hate and love.

The chemistry between these two was off the meter, and so was their humor. I laughed, like really laughed till my belly hurt. This book is perfect to make laugh anyone who needs it. Plus, the hot scenes would make any women blush, I swear. If you want something sweet, hot and hilarious, then this book would be totally for you.

  

Sunday, April 9, 2017

[Double Review] Charley Davidson Books #10 & #11, by: Darynda Jones

Charley Davidson #10

THE CURSE OF THE TENTH GRAVE

by: Darynda Jones
Release Date: June 28th, 2016
Read Date: April 7th, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
Pages: 353

Part-time PI and full-time grim reaper, Charley Davidson has asked a lot of questions throughout her life: Why can I see dead people? Who is the hot supernatural entity following me? How do I get gum out of my sister's hair before she wakes up? But, "How do I trap not one god, but three?" was never among them. Until now. And since those gods are on earth to kill her daughter, she has little choice but to track them down, trap them, and cast them from this dimension.

But one of them stole her heart a very long time ago. Can a god of absolute death and destruction change his omniscient spots, or will his allegiance lie with his brothers?

Those are just some of the questions Charley must answer, and quick. Add to that a homeless girl on the run for her life, a man who's been framed for murdering a woman who is still very much alive, and a pendant made from god glass that has the entire supernatural world in an uproar, Charley has her hands full. If she can manage to take care of the whole world-destroying-gods thing, we're saved. If not, well...

Charley Davidson #11

ELEVENTH GRAVE IN MOONLIGHT

by: Darynda Jones
Release Date: January 24th. 2017
Read Date: April 8th, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
Pages: 320

A typical day in the life of Charley Davidson involves cheating husbands, missing people, errant wives, philandering business owners, and oh yeah . . . demons, hell hounds, evil gods, and dead people. Lots and lots of dead people.

As a part time Private Investigator and full-time Grim Reaper, Charley has to balance the good, the bad, the undead, and those who want her dead.

Now Charley is learning to make peace with the fact that she is a goddess with all kinds of power and that her own daughter has been born to save the world from total destruction. The forces of hell are determined to see Charley banished forever to the darkest corners of another dimension but with the son of Satan himself as her husband, maybe Charley can find a way to have her happily ever after after all.

MY RATE


In case you are wondering why I joined these two reviews together... well, you may have noticed that I read them one after the other, so now that I am writing this, it will be very very hard to say where started when/what... Whatever. Then thing is that I have them mixed in my mind, so *shrugs*.

Going back to Charley was very very easy. I thought I was missing things because I haven't read her in a long while, but she helps me remember every time she explains everything. I caught up about everything as easily as in the second chapter. Before going unto details I have to say that I am really disappointed to the fact that the title of the books no longer appeared in the actual book. I find joy whenever I see the title of the book into somewhere in the dialogue or whatever.

For me, book #10 (aka the curse book) was kind of better than #11 (aka the moonlight book). The curse book had so many things going on, but I never got lost. There was a case in the beginning that got resolved real quickly, but then the real paid case came though and it was very different from others, to say something. Also, she is trying to absorb everything that happened the weeks before, so there's that. The moonlight book did not had a case per say, it was a case, but it was entangled with something that Charley was already investigating on. I have to admit that the ends of both books left me wanting to kill someone. CLIFFHANGERS are not my strong suit and waiting is not inside my capability of patience.

I really, really disliked the end of the moonlight book. It left me kind of heartbroken. I want more, but I also want the story to end. I adore reading of her, but this series is before way too long, it has to end some time, right? The story is becoming so complicated that I am scared of the end, for reals. I just want the war to be over and everyone to be happily and ever after. And maybe a series of her daughter, just saying.

Guys, how many times should I keep recommending this series to you all? There's nothing better than this series, please read it.

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Thursday, December 22, 2016

[Review] Mr. Perfect, by: JA Huss

Mister #1

MR. PERFECT

Author: J.A. Huss
Publication Date: April 27, 2016
Read Date: December 20-21, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition
Pages: 308

     Wanting the perfect man doesn’t make me crazy. I just know what I like.
     A powerful billionaire in a suit wasn’t even my first choice. McAllister Stonewall was never on my radar, I didn’t even know he existed.
     But I do now.
     His hands are all over me at work. The heat of his chest pressing against my bare back as he bends me over the desk is the only thing on my mind.
     He is my most forbidden desires unleashed. He is my new secret obsession. He is my Mr. Perfect.
     Until the moment I realize… There’s no such thing as perfect.

RATE:


I shouldn't have been reading this book, or finishing or even writing this review. I should be studying for my GRE, but reading comprehension is better with a Contemporary Romance, am I right? So, I am going to write here what I understood of the book (which is basically what I loved of it).

Yesterday's night I was looking for a book to read. I wanted something short and fun, but I already read all my short books in my iPad. I saw that I had this series and in the past I loved JA Huss books, so I said why not give it a shot, plus is not that long as you can see. It started weird, then it got better, then even better (and weirder) and the end was magic (but the epilogue was even weirder. The author has this way of making me laugh of silly things and making her hot scenes even hotter. I regret nothing that I stopped studying for a while to read this, it was the best breather.

The two main characters are Mac, aka Mr. Perfect and Ellie. These two are weird by the page. He comes up with such strange (but hot) things and she has a come back for all the things he says. They are a perfect match. Ellie has a weird job, but Mac is her new boss and by the looks of it, her new baby-daddy. Mac is a very open, but very mysterious guy. No one knew from where he came from.

The story goes as any other, but weird. Is just that I cannot explain without spoiling much. But you are going to seriously love it if you like out-of-the-normal books and hot steamy scenes. Mr. Perfect has always the perfect words to say and makes anyone swoon. In this book, we also have a glimpse to the other Misters. Romantic is the next because is the most we know about in this book, but I am very curious to read Mr. Mysterious, because you know, mysterious man that's going to fall to his knees for a woman. Mmmm. . . Seriously, this series looks promising. You'll hear more from me soon. For now, read it yourselves.
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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

[R] Furiously Happy, by: Jenny Lawson

Furiously Happy

A Funny Book About Horrible Things
by: Jenny Lawson

★★★★★

In LET'S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, Jenny Lawson baffled readers with stories about growing up the daughter of a taxidermist. In her new book, FURIOUSLY HAPPY, Jenny explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. And terrible ideas are what Jenny does best.

According to Jenny: "Some people might think that being 'furiously happy' is just an excuse to be stupid and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over to your house without telling your husband first because you suspect he would say no since he's never particularly liked kangaroos. And that would be ridiculous because no one would invite a herd of kangaroos into their house. Two is the limit. I speak from personal experience. My husband says that none is the new limit. I say he should have been clearer about that before I rented all those kangaroos."

"Most of my favorite people are dangerously fucked-up but you'd never guess because we've learned to bare it so honestly that it becomes the new normal. Like John Hughes wrote in The Breakfast Club, 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.' Except go back and cross out the word 'hiding.'"

Jenny's first book, LET'S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, was ostensibly about family, but deep down it was about celebrating your own weirdness. FURIOUSLY HAPPY is a book about mental illness, but under the surface it's about embracing joy in fantastic and outrageous ways-and who doesn't need a bit more of that?

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

[R] Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir), by: Jenny Lawson

Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)
by: Jenny Lawson

★★★★★

When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it.

In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives.

Monday, May 30, 2016

[R] Demon Hunting in Dixie, by: Lexy George

Demon Hunting in Dixie
(Demon Hunting #1)
by: Lexy George

★★★★☆

A warrior, a demon, and the girl next door. . .
Looking For Trouble

Addy Corwin is a florist with an attitude. A bad attitude, or so her mama says, 'cause she's not looking for a man. Mama's wrong. Addy has looked. There's just not much to choose from in Hannah, her small Alabama hometown. Until Brand Dalvahni shows up, a supernaturally sexy, breathtakingly well-built hunk of a warrior from--well, not from around here, that's for sure. Mama thinks he might be European or maybe even a Yankee. Brand says he's from another dimension.

Addy couldn't care less where he's from. He's gorgeous. Serious muscles. Disturbing green eyes. Brand really gets her going. Too bad he's a whack job. Says he's come to rescue her from a demon. Puh-lease. But right after Brand shows up, strange things start to happen. Dogs talk and reanimated corpses stalk the quite streets of Hannah. Her mortal enemy Meredith, otherwise known as the Death Starr, breaks out in a severe and inexplicable case of butt boils. Addy might not know what's going on, but she definitely wants a certain sexy demon hunter by her side when it all goes down. . .

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

[R] Priceless, by: Linda Kage

Priceless
(Forbidden Men #8)
by: Linda Kage

★★★★★

Three things in my life were fact.
I needed Sarah to survive.
I needed sex to remain sane.
And I could never mix sex with Sarah.

I just knew—deep in my marrow—that if I did, I’d somehow lose her. All my deepest darkest secrets would crack open, bleed out, and ruin everything between us. I wouldn’t unleash the shit inside me on my worst enemy, let alone her. So she stayed strictly in the friend zone.

People probably thought I never went there with her because of her cerebral palsy, but f*ck them. She knew she was the most important person in my world, and I wasn’t about to risk hurting our relationship just to make my c*ck happy.

Until the moment she begged me to take her virginity.
Now it’s all about to hit the fan, because how the hell do you resist the one person forbidden to you when she says please?
--Brandt Gamble

Saturday, May 21, 2016

[Blog Tour] Review + Excerpt + Giveaway! CHARGED, by: Jay Crownover

From New York Times bestselling author Jay Crownover comes CHARGED, the latest in her sexy The Saints of Denver Series, releasing May 24th! Known for her strong heroines and alpha males, you won't know what hit you as you read Avett and Quaid's story. Keep reading for more about the Leagle Eagle and Avett and order your copy today!
Charged
(Saints of Denver #2)
by: Jay Crownover
Release date: May 24th, 2016
Genres: New Adult, Contemporary, Romance

MY RATE: ★★★★★

Avett Walker and Quaid Jackson’s worlds have no reason to collide. Ever. Quaid is a high powered criminal attorney as slick as he is handsome. Avett is a pink-haired troublemaker with a bad attitude and a history of picking the wrong men.

When Avett lands in a sea of hot water because of one terrible mistake, the only person who can get her out of it is the insanely sexy lawyer. The last thing on earth she wants to do is rely on the no-nonsense attorney who thinks of her as nothing more than a nuisance. He literally has her fate in his hands. Yet there is something about him that makes her want to convince him to loosen his tie and have a little fun…with her.

Quaid never takes on clients like the impulsive young woman with a Technicolor dye job. She could stand to learn a hard lesson or two, but something about her guileless hazel eyes intrigues him. Still, he’s determined to keep their relationship strictly business. But doing so is becoming more impossible with each day he spends with her.

As they work side-by-side, they’ll have to figure out a way to get along and keep their hands off each other—because the chemistry between them is beyond charged.

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The wait is over! I have read Quaid and Avett's story. I was more intrigued of how Avett was going to end, but when I saw the interaction of them in the first book I HAD to read this.

What we know of Avett from previous books is that she is a troublemaker, and the worst kind of them. She wanted to destroy herself and we never knew why because she was very loved by her parents and friends. Reading everything from her mind and Quaid's open my mind about her and everything she did. She was just misunderstood and trying to erase a pain in her heart.

Her last trouble put her in jail and Quaid was hired to be his lawyer. Obviously, he being the best of best, he got her out and good, but not everything ends there. Things start happening between them, things that he cannot denied and Avett wants to run from because she doesn't want anyone hurt again. She is reckless and like she says... she will always jump below not knowing what's at the bottom. Avett doesn't want Quaid following her because it can destroy his career, but what she doesn't understand that he will follow her no matter what she says because he already jumped.

The love story between these was beautifully constructed. That's why I love this author. Because it even though is not an actual slow-burn book, it doesn't happen that fast. It has the perfect balance that I always love. These two were totally opposites, but like once she wrote "opposites crash and burn everything down" and I love every second of it. It broke my heart to heard Avett's story and its even sadder to know that such things happen in real life.

Quaid character is different from other Jay male characters, because he is not that possessive dominant but he can show it when is necessary. I love how fast he thinks and organized he is in his thoughts. He is basically a perfect lawyer defendant. I loved that he had the perfect hope for Avett and that he never gave up on her, even though she told him to walk away, he never wanted to.

I'm curious about the next book, like for reals. I thought it was going to be about Wheeler, but not. We are finally getting Church with Dixie and I'm as excited as a kid in Christmas. Since I read Asa, I was curious af about those two. Because they are clearly attracted but Church doesn't want to go there and Dixie is waiting for him to take the first step. The story of this two will be gooooood af. Is called Honor and I want to know why. I guess this book was called Charged because Avett was actually charged for violating the law, even though she was exonerated, she was charged. Plus Quaid and Avett's feelings for each other are actually charged. So, let's see why Honor is called like that. Read me later!



QUAID
I tapped the edge of my thumb on the black-and-white mug shot photo and couldn’t stop the grin from tugging at my mouth.
She tried to fire me.
She was five-foot-nothing, a lifetime younger than me, had multicolored hair that had seen better days, wild eyes that couldn’t decide if they wanted to be green, gold, or brown, while dressed in convict orange and obviously scared out of her ever loving mind, yet she still tried to fire me. If it had been any of my other clients—the cop accused of sexual battery, the frat boy accused of manslaughter over a bet on a football game gone wrong, the middle school teacher accused of pedophilia and having an inappropriate relationship with several of her students, or the pro football player accused of domestic abuse—I would have tipped my proverbial hat, wished them luck while I cut my losses, and walked away without a backward glance. People always committed crimes. People always needed a good defense, so it wasn’t like I was hurting for clients, but there was something about the girl. Something about the defiant tilt of her chin and the raw desperation in her tone when she begged me not to call her father.
“I don’t want your help. I don’t want anything from you.” She sounded like she meant it when she said it, but I figured she was too young and too scared to know exactly what she wanted or needed. Regardless, it was still refreshing to hear.
Everyone always wanted something from me and my help was usually the least of it.
I tapped the picture again, wondering why I found it so easy to believe that she really hadn’t been a part of the boyfriend’s plan to rob the bar. She wasn’t anyone’s idea of a model citizen and she had the shady track record to prove it. She was too young, and frankly too adorable, to have a file this thick. From what I could see, she had a set of parents always willing to ride to the rescue when she got herself into trouble. She looked like some kind of colorful woodland fairy from a Disney movie with her odd hair and delicate features. None of it added up, but the sincerity in her tone when she said she would never have gone with the boyfriend if she knew his intent and the fear in her eyes when I mentioned her father seemed genuine.
I learned long ago to treat everyone like they were guilty of whatever it was I was paid to defend them against. I didn’t want to know the truth. I didn’t want to know the circumstances. I wanted my clients to listen to me and let me do my job as I tried to convince the rest of the world they were innocent, regardless if they were or not. But this girl with her faded, rose colored hair and turbulent eyes oozed innocence through the cracks of a very guilty façade.
Because I was intrigued and actually believed the girl might be innocent, I wasn’t going to let her fire me. I was going to call her father and hope that he would help me keep her out of the slammer while I figured out how to plea bargain her charges down or get them dismissed altogether. Again, because a cop was involved in the robbery and because the boyfriend, junkie or not, was offering up a pretty plausible explanation for Avett’s involvement in the crime, nothing was a slam dunk, yet. I was going to help her whether she wanted me to or not.

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Jay Crownover is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Marked Men, The Point, and the Saints of Denverseries. Like her characters, she is a big fan of tattoos. She loves music and wishes she could be a rock star, but since she has no aptitude for singing or instrument playing, she'll settle for writing stories with interesting characters that make the reader feel something. She lives in Colorado with her three dogs. 

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Wednesday, May 11, 2016

[R] The Girl's Got Secrets, by: Linda Kage

The Girl's Got Secrets
(Forbidden Men #7)
by: Linda Kage

★★★★★

Here’s the same old “girl posing as a boy” story but with a rock-n-roll twist.

Remy Curran dreams of one day being in a band, except the group she wants to join refuses to hire a girl drummer. So, she auditions as a guy...and makes the cut.

Becoming “Sticks,” a member of Non-Castrato, isn’t quite what she dreamed it would be, though. She spends most of her time keeping up the subterfuge and learning how to walk, talk, act, and drink like a man.

But what’s even harder to deal with is acting oblivious when the band’s heartthrob lead singer, Asher Hart, treats her like one of the guys and not a woman. She never imagined he’d be so much more than a pretty face with a nice voice. But he’s better than perfect. He’s perfect for her.

When love and lies combine, Remy must keep up the act or lose everything. But who knew lying to reach one dream could prevent you from attaining an even bigger dream?

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

[R] Appealed, by: Emma Chase

Appealed
(The Legal Briefs #3)
by: Emma Chase

★★★★☆

When Brent Mason looks at Kennedy Randolph, he doesn’t see the awkward, sweet girl who grew up next door. He sees a self-assured, stunning woman…who wants to crush the most intimate - and prized - parts of his anatomy beneath the heels of her Christian Louboutins.

Brent has never let the loss of his leg in a childhood accident affect his ability to lead a fulfilling life. He sets high goals–and then he reaches them.

And now he has his sights set on Kennedy.

When Kennedy looks at Brent Mason, all she sees is the selfish, Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue-worthy teenager who humiliated her in high school to join the popular crowd. A crowd that made those years a living hell.

She’s not a lovesick social outcast anymore - she’s a DC prosecutor with a long winning streak behind her. Brent is the opposing attorney in her next case and she thinks it’s time to put him through a little hell of his own.

But things aren’t exactly working out that way.

Because every fiery exchange has her wondering if he’s as passionate in the bedroom as he is in the courtroom. Each argument and objection only makes him want her more. In the end, Brent and Kennedy may just find themselves in love…or in contempt of court.