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I have to say that due to some changes in my life recently, I might not post for a long while. I have not read in some time and adulting life is catching up with me now that I graduated. I promise that soon I will find a pace and start to blog again. For now, everything that is being posted was scheduled from a long time ago. See ya!

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

[R] Taint, by: SL Jennings

Taint
(Sexual Education #1)
by: SL Jennings

★★★★½

"Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? and What the hell are you doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we? You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck."

Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. No one under the age of eighty clutches her pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck.

Okay, good. Now, where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program, then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you who have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee that you will when I'm done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now . . . who's first?


my thoughts

OH. MY. GOD. After that blurb, who wouldn't read the book? It hooks you! And now that I did read the book I can tell you that is GOOOOOD. It took me a while to read it, because I was busy at the time, but don't mind me. Read it Read it.

The book is exactly what you read. Justice Drake is a sex god. He gives classes about how to fuck. All of the ladies of the book are married, but their marriage is in a position that might crumble. Meaning that most of their husbands have affairs or really doesn't want to have sex with their wives. But here comes Justice Drake to the rescue. He teaches you everything by the book. Some might blush, or cringe, but everything is true and if you follow his instructions by the letter... your husband will fuck your brains out a LOT.

Everything is peaches and cream until Ally speacks up. Her hair, her lips, her thoughs make everything shake inside Justice. And later on, both of them fall in some sort of tramp that fate puts them. The final chapters were the best worse fucking plot twist ever. Never in a million years I would have know what was going to happened. The end? It killed me! I thought everything was hopeless and then a ray of sunshine appears and the books end. FUCK! I wanted more.

Is almost a short read. You'll be so hooked that when you notice, you'll be half away into the book. Is that good! And the book is HILARIOUS! I laugh so hard a lot of times. So, I think this book is the perfect combination. Give it a try, and you'll love it.

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